Naughty Game Stripper Name

Still_Waters said:
Pink profiteroles
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Well, pink chocolate dipped, cream filled choux pastry sounds sexy af to me. I believe we are going to need to get crafty and use profiteroles like nipple tassels, I'm thinking sexy pink patent leather thigh high boots and instead of underwear, chocolate body paint with sprinkles. Omg yes, doughnut looking pool floatie ring around your head like a giant doughnut hat, whipped cream in cans as well as little pistols filled with liquid chocolate sauce available to purchase so guests can make a sexy, yummy looking dessert of your body!!
 
FireflyEyes said:
Black Lady Grey Tea
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Ooooh Japanese Harajuku grrrl appears lowered down from the ceiling straddling a gigantic Hello Kitty TEDDY all Crouching Tiger hidden dragon style To the opening theme song from the Kung Fu Panda cartoon series sung by the fucking legendary Jack black ... SO DRAMATIC "LEGENDS OF AWESOMMME!!" "GONGGGG!" Katana drawn and looking deadly sexy in amongst a misty "bamboo Forrest" with lots of smoke machine action for added mystique.

Shes wearing a stunning silk kimono and does a giant fan burlesque strip down to sexy dragon tattoo bikini to then perform synchronised swimming routine in a giant see through koi tank while audience members have male and female strippers draped across their tables covered in sushi for our guests to eat off their sexy body platters.

Someone be a darl and pick up those cherry blossom lanterns I ordered 200 of STAT!

This is going to be such a vibe!!
 
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PheonixxxMonroe said:
Well, pink chocolate dipped, cream filled choux pastry sounds sexy af to me. I believe we are going to need to get crafty and use profiteroles like nipple tassels, I'm thinking sexy pink patent leather thigh high boots and instead of underwear, chocolate body paint with sprinkles. Omg yes, doughnut looking pool floatie ring around your head like a giant doughnut hat, whipped cream in cans as well as little pistols filled with liquid chocolate sauce available to purchase so guests can make a sexy, yummy looking dessert of your body!!
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Well that’s my stripper routine sorted!
 
Tdp06 said:
Adidas mojito
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You Monsieur Frenchy are appearing in Adidas sports wear with easy remove buttons up the sides for one rip n reveal motion reveal - yes you ARE wearing a thong with a croissant stuck to the front to cover your Eifell tower and your routine is to the song A.D.I.D.A.S of course aka "All Day I Dream About Sex" ... its going to be industrial, sweaty, atmospheric and edgey as fuck ... strobe lights are a must and you will be glistening with oil and doing very interesting contortions and sexually suggestive manouvers with baguettes and of course I expect you to go out on an air guitar solo worthy of a Guinness Book of world records entry for the big finale there will be back up dancers painted to look just like blow up dolls. YES ... Oui, oui lets fucking ROCK!
 
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Handyman85 said:
Commando crunchy nut
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THIS needs to happen! You will be dressed as Rambo and your act will involve a very dramatically sexy slow motion fight scene where you're outnumbered by big Mexican drug Lord and his whole cartel of real shady looking fuckers in sombreros that you don't wanna meet in a dark alley packing machine guns but its ok cause you open a secret cupboard in the wall that just happens to be so conveniently stumbled apon and is decked out like one of those WOAHHHH 007/terminator movie looking weapons stashes with every gun, machete crossbow, grenade and bazooka known to exist and you're going to paint a smudge line under each eye with black shoe polish and shoot the fucking churros outta 20 gunmen without so much as a graze. Yep, the black stuff never fails and looking bad ass is just an added bonus!

Then the gunmen are all going to stand up as if they've risen from the grave and now have sugar skull painted faces and Rambo will command them from beyond the beyonds cause he killed them and now their souls belong to him and they all zombie stagger into formation and bust out the most random yet perfectly choreographed MJ Thriller dance that ends with all performers freezing dead still on different silly poster boy poses! It looks like its over and everyone claps but omfg bitch its a MEDLEY and little do they know theres now a really 90s choreographed boy band dance to Back street boys "Bye Bye Bye" very dramatic over exaggerated arm movements and a few figure 8 walk manouvers with swagger and stepping in time to the beat oh and jumpy side to side moments then omg they take it up to the next level by ripping open their shirts and freaking us all out with a crazy sexy magic mike style big finish to Genuine "pony" ...
Kinda tacky as all hell on purpose and unexpected sexy af ending much??Good! I meant that.
 
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