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Still_Waters said:
Well if that doesn’t scream sexy, I don’t know what does! ;)
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They are required to be naked inside ... but here's the BEST part ... the suits are clear plastic see through!! What a twist! Sweaty, hairy nakedness and genitals on display, wrapped in plastic and safe from milk, rain, any chance of one night stand potential, (dignity) and Any harmful chemical spills, leaks, gases or Carona germs they may come into contact with. Not sure how they'll navigate going to the toilet after a few too many drinks but knowing this 2020 weirdness we've been subjected to, I wouldn't be surprised if it became a fashion statement.

Lucky them :p
 
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PheonixxxMonroe said:
Ooooh Japanese Harajuku grrrl appears lowered down from the ceiling straddling a gigantic Hello Kitty TEDDY all Crouching Tiger hidden dragon style To the opening theme song from the Kung Fu Panda cartoon series sung by the fucking legendary Jack black ... SO DRAMATIC "LEGENDS OF AWESOMMME!!" "GONGGGG!" Katana drawn and looking deadly sexy in amongst a misty "bamboo Forrest" with lots of smoke machine action for added mystique.

Shes wearing a stunning silk kimono and does a giant fan burlesque strip down to sexy dragon tattoo bikini to then perform synchronised swimming routine in a giant see through koi tank while audience members have male and female strippers draped across their tables covered in sushi for our guests to eat off their sexy body platters.

Someone be a darl and pick up those cherry blossom lanterns I ordered 200 of STAT!

This is going to be such a vibe!!
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Oh My GOODNESS!!! YES! :) :)

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Thalassa said:
Pink corn muffin
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That sounds so puffy and wholesome, you ladybird are doing your routine while floating around the room on a pink Monkey magic style Cloud that rains when a button is pressed. There's huge projectors screening fierce lightening flashes amongst the chill as fuck vibe of "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors playing and you'll be dressed as a sexy hippy with yellow sunflower shaped nip tassles and a gorgeous flower crown around your head. After you slow jam grind and squeeze full sponges of water all over yourself and are all dripping wet and see through under your white dress up on your pink cloud the storm will subside as you roll around seductively on that cloud and slowly the rain will ease on the screens and a rainbow will occur via laser lights! ;)
 
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lucky_luke said:
Blue black mint chocolate cookies
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Don't think you've escaped Mr Lucky. You are coming on stage dressed in a big Cookie monster costume to eat cookies off the exposed titties and bootys of girl strippers dressed as cute lil cartons of milk.

You peel that furry blue cookie monster costume down to your waste and there's lil chic chip cookie stickers hiding each of your nips ... CUTE!!

Then you pull a strangely large amount of very warm subway cookies outta your nether regions and fling them at all the "hungry" bitches in the audience.

You're not done yet ... see that chair in the middle of the stage, sit on it back wards hold the top of the chair, lean back, look up and close your eyes and open your mouth ... yep, CRAZY MILK SHOWER!! Cause who doesn't love milk and cookies?!?! ;)
 
PheonixxxMonroe said:
THIS needs to happen! You will be dressed as Rambo and your act will involve a very dramatically sexy slow motion fight scene where you're outnumbered by big Mexican drug Lord and his whole cartel of real shady looking fuckers in sombreros that you don't wanna meet in a dark alley packing machine guns but its ok cause you open a secret cupboard in the wall that just happens to be so conveniently stumbled apon and is decked out like one of those WOAHHHH 007/terminator movie looking weapons stashes with every gun, machete crossbow, grenade and bazooka known to exist and you're going to paint a smudge line under each eye with black shoe polish and shoot the fucking churros outta 20 gunmen without so much as a graze. Yep, the black stuff never fails and looking bad ass is just an added bonus!

Then the gunmen are all going to stand up as if they've risen from the grave and now have sugar skull painted faces and Rambo will command them from beyond the beyonds cause he killed them and now their souls belong to him and they all zombie stagger into formation and bust out the most random yet perfectly choreographed MJ Thriller dance that ends with all performers freezing dead still on different silly poster boy poses! It looks like its over and everyone claps but omfg bitch its a MEDLEY and little do they know theres now a really 90s choreographed boy band dance to Back street boys "Bye Bye Bye" very dramatic over exaggerated arm movements and a few figure 8 walk manouvers with swagger and stepping in time to the beat oh and jumpy side to side moments then omg they take it up to the next level by ripping open their shirts and freaking us all out with a crazy sexy magic mike style big finish to Genuine "pony" ...
Kinda tacky as all hell on purpose and unexpected sexy af ending much??Good! I meant that.
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Damn @PheonixxxMonroe ;) got skills with words, only part missed is the big ending sex scene can have all that action an churros flying everywhere with no epic sex scene :p
 
PheonixxxMonroe said:
That sounds so puffy and wholesome, you ladybird are doing your routine while floating around the room on a pink Monkey magic style Cloud that rains when a button is pressed. There's huge projectors screening fierce lightening flashes amongst the chill as fuck vibe of "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors playing and you'll be dressed as a sexy hippy with yellow sunflower shaped nip tassles and a gorgeous flower crown around your head. After you slow jam grind and squeeze full sponges of water all over yourself and are all dripping wet and see through under your white dress up on your pink cloud the storm will subside as you roll around seductively on that cloud and slowly the rain will ease on the screens and a rainbow will occur via laser lights! ;)
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Sounds epic. I'm there. Tell me when and where.
 
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