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No but the have needs.

Why do I always pick the longest line at the supermarket?
 
Because the only human that was ever proven to be a Walrus was John Lennon.

Are there any other insects besides Beetles that play music?
 
A rock star disguised as an average dude.

If you rock the cradle will your kid be a rock musician when they grow up?
 
No they will have rocks for brains.

Why is it I have to keep this awesome thread alive by myself?
 
My dog eats them all the time...

Here's a classic, hope it works, but...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...

Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?
 
Hippos are only cool when they are in the shade.

When is enough enough?
 
Says the dude who cant stand up.

Will counting sheep help me fall asleep?
 
Not unless there's sheep to count...

Do you think dogs actually like playing fetch or do they think you really just like to throw stuff and they're just being good friends?
 
I think they want to be good friends to win your trust then later take your money in a poker game.

Did someone really step on Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes?
 
Only if it rains in Spain in the plains.

Does your dog sniff butts?
 
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