Stupid question-Stupid answer game

[Saximony]

Only if its Cinnamon Flavored.

What time does the boat to Mars leave?

 

[Happilymarried38]

Half past next week.

How about yourself going to a volcano for lunch.

 

[Saximony]

At least SOMETHING will be erupting today.

Are you free on the 33rd day of Nevtember?

 

[Happilymarried38]

I don't have a calendar that goes that far ahead.

What's your thoughts on buying a rolls wagon.

 

[Saximony]

Sure, I could use one as I just sold a wagon that wouldnt roll.


How much does a free lunch cost?

 

[Happilymarried38]

About £56 or equivalent in $

Why is red paint never the blue 1 I want?.

 

[Saximony]

Because its racist.

Can you smoke in church?

 

[Stanthropical]

Only on Tuesdays.

Why do I have cheese?

 

[Saximony]

Because you like to cut it.

How do you catch a monkey on the loose?

 

[Stanthropical]

You tighten it up.

How do you fuel up an EV?

 

[Saximony]

You install A 350 chevy small block.

Why cant I surf the internet with my surfboard?

 

[Stanthropical]

Because octopus is bread pudding.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[Kbunny]

In my pants

How many light bulbs can a llama change?

 

[Normalish]

20 in 20 seconds if trained correctly

Why isn't there such a thing as tartan paint ?

 

[Saximony]

Cause Tartans refuse to work.

What kind of bird cant fly?

 

[PumpkinPie]

Squirrel

Does a bear poop in the woods?

 

[Saximony]

Only if he has a newspaper.

Which side of the golf ball goes up?

 

[Stanthropical]

Your mom

Who is octopus?

 

[Saximony]

Your dad.

How many holes does it take to fill the Albert hall?

 

[Stanthropical]

However many you can pay for.

Where is your imaginary friend?