Stupid question-Stupid answer game

As many as you can make friends with and imagine stuffing them into the breadbox after you get them drunk and they fall asleep.

Why is your head not inside of mine?
 
Because there is no vacancy.

Where have all the flowers gone?
 
Because I like to eat bisquits and gravy.

Who cut the cheese?
 
So giant aliens can play soccer with the planet.

Can you patch a black hole?
 
Yes. Of course. When will you be completing that fun escapade?

Do black holes sleep?
 
Quit being racist.

Why do they call it daylight savins when its dark at 5 pm?
 
In the worthless ev junkyard ue to batteries catching on fire.

What time does the noon kickoff start?
 
You fill up the generator with gas and run it in the trunk.

How often should I replace my axe?
 
Run down the street naked while singing.

what shall I drink tonight?
 
Because some doors prefer Apple to Microsoft.

When is the 12th of Nevtember?
 
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