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Every time you stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes and loudly go "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA..."

Why aren't you a well-off banker?
 
Because Id rather be ON well water.

Do cows fall over if they fall asleep standing up?
 
In their dreams they're lying down.

Can I cover my walkways with tarps before a huge snow storm, then just pull them away with snow afterwards, so I don't have to shovel?
 
Only if u saw the viral video of how to do it.

Do sheep count people jumping fences when they cant sleep?
 
Sitting down with a sexy female mathmatician on my lap.

I got punched in the nose and need a band aid, should I call my band to come to my aid?
 
Only if you're sauced.

Can you train a train engineer to ride a unicyle with training wheels?
 
"Bump"

Till he hits a Bump.

Can I get shocked if I plug an EV into a charger in the rain?
 
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