Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Jan 9, 2024 #141 Every time you stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes and loudly go "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA..." Why aren't you a well-off banker?
Every time you stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes and loudly go "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA..." Why aren't you a well-off banker?
Saximony Fisherman Lumberjack Saxman AC guy Pinball man FCN Regular Jan 10, 2024 #142 Because Id rather be ON well water. Do cows fall over if they fall asleep standing up?
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Jan 10, 2024 #143 In their dreams they're lying down. Can I cover my walkways with tarps before a huge snow storm, then just pull them away with snow afterwards, so I don't have to shovel?
In their dreams they're lying down. Can I cover my walkways with tarps before a huge snow storm, then just pull them away with snow afterwards, so I don't have to shovel?
Saximony Fisherman Lumberjack Saxman AC guy Pinball man FCN Regular Jan 10, 2024 #144 Only if u saw the viral video of how to do it. Do sheep count people jumping fences when they cant sleep?
Only if u saw the viral video of how to do it. Do sheep count people jumping fences when they cant sleep?
D Deleted member 1319734 Resident FCN Regular Jan 10, 2024 #145 Only during leap years Can I have double birthdays?
Saximony Fisherman Lumberjack Saxman AC guy Pinball man FCN Regular Jan 10, 2024 #146 Well since you have double D's then yes Is White noise racist noise?
B Bdj1992_ Resident FCN Regular Jan 10, 2024 #147 No its the blm movement sound Is american football just american soccer?
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Jan 10, 2024 #148 Yep. Just like American apple pie. Why aren't we living next door to each other?
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Jan 10, 2024 #149 For the same reason that we don't share custody of an elephant. What's the colour of money?
MelancholyArtist Board Bard FCN Regular Jan 10, 2024 #150 I'm guessing camouflage, because I never see any. How many tires do you need before you can retire?
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Jan 11, 2024 #151 As many as you can count. Could you count to 100 faster while blindfolded or while sitting down?
Saximony Fisherman Lumberjack Saxman AC guy Pinball man FCN Regular Jan 12, 2024 #152 Sitting down with a sexy female mathmatician on my lap. I got punched in the nose and need a band aid, should I call my band to come to my aid?
Sitting down with a sexy female mathmatician on my lap. I got punched in the nose and need a band aid, should I call my band to come to my aid?
D Deleted member 811155 Resident FCN Regular Jan 12, 2024 #153 Don't call all of them cuz they might bring you AIDS Why is no other fruit called by it's colour except orange
Don't call all of them cuz they might bring you AIDS Why is no other fruit called by it's colour except orange
Saximony Fisherman Lumberjack Saxman AC guy Pinball man FCN Regular Jan 12, 2024 #154 Because Candy Apple Red would get Green with envy. Can pigs fly?
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Jan 12, 2024 #155 Pork chops don't have wings. Can I order a pizza with no sauce?
Saximony Fisherman Lumberjack Saxman AC guy Pinball man FCN Regular Jan 12, 2024 #156 Only if you're sauced. Can you train a train engineer to ride a unicyle with training wheels?
Saximony Fisherman Lumberjack Saxman AC guy Pinball man FCN Regular Feb 2, 2024 #157 "Bump" Till he hits a Bump. Can I get shocked if I plug an EV into a charger in the rain?
Saximony Fisherman Lumberjack Saxman AC guy Pinball man FCN Regular May 7, 2024 #158 Only if you have an electric personality. Why did this thread die?
MelancholyArtist Board Bard FCN Regular May 7, 2024 #159 Because there are no stupid questions. Only stupid people. Why don't other countries have a 4th of July? (I actually heard someone ask this once)
Because there are no stupid questions. Only stupid people. Why don't other countries have a 4th of July? (I actually heard someone ask this once)
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular May 7, 2024 #160 There are no other independent countries What does cheese say when it gets photographed?