Stupid question-Stupid answer game

Saximony

Saximony

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Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer from next person who then asks another stupid question... so on and so forth.

Ill start...

Wheres Waldo?
 
I fired him. Worst employee ever, I could never find the little bastard when I needed him!


By the way, how longs a piece of string?
 
As long as the ruler says it is!

How many eggs in a dozen?
 
Whodat said:
If a chicken and a half , lays an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how much would a pound of butter weigh?
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Love it.

Answer...Same as it did a day and a half ago.


if I wrote a book about failure and it didn't sell would that be considered a success?
 
It would be a failure because you failed to write a successful book about failure.




What’s the recipe for ice cubes ?
 
When the police arrive.

If money doesnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
 
Only if your into foursomes.

If you almost cut yourself shaving is that considered a close shave?
 
Depends on what you were shaving I guess. I’m sure my balls would be more vocal on the matter than my chin! Eye witness testimony from the shaver might help.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
 
They would both die from lack of oxygen.


Does a manicurist sleep on a bed of nails?
 
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Cause they are smarter than we are.

Is it still hip to be square?
 
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