Game Take it or leave it.

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Take it and sell it to @Saximony with a lie that it's going to be worth 5x, because it's cash.

Penguin for a pet. It smokes cigars, wears thick glasses and talks this all day. Super hilarious, at that. Completely comedic riot 100% of the time. Lots of inappropriate jokes.
 
Oh im all in for both those items!

All expense paid trip to Buffalo NY Bills NFL football game but you gotta stay for the whole game in a blizzard outdoors.
 
Take it and sell it to you for half price.

Living with no furniture for one year and three months, but you get new furniture at the end for 75% off.
 
Maybe I've been in a cave, but the only porn stars I know of are Ron Jeremy and Dirk Diggler (does he count?). I'll take a Ron in beeswax so I can melt him down and turn him into something useful.

140cm of snow overnight. You don't lose power and roads are magically fine.
 
Leave it.

A free, baked, hot chicken in a pan is at your front door every day at noon, forever, but you gotta grab it no later than 12:02, or a bunch of dogs show up and make a big ass mess.
 
Leave it.

You've just been rescued from being stranded on a tiny island for 30 days. You're exhausted, dehydrated and hungry af. You need food or you will die in the next five minutes as a result of hypoglycemia. The only thing to eat that the cruise ship rescuing you has is a big ass bananana, overripe af, looking like a big black dick and is shaped exactly like it. Take it or leave it: Eat it on stage in front of everyone waiting for you to eat it, with all phone cams capturing the moment.
 
This is a very specific scenario...take it. I mean I don't eat a banana by sucking it like a dick lol

Free burger King for life but you can't eat any other fast food
 
Leave it.

100 dollar bill but in a basket of non venomous snakes you have to remove and replace to get the cash at the bottom.
 
Leave it. Go on Google Street View and you'll be disappointed. Ancient ruins is just that—ruins. Roped off too.

You become commander in chief, but 50% of those you rule over are mental zombies.
 
Leave it even if they were normal ppl.

Free natural Christmas tree but you gotta cut it down and retrieve it from a 300 foot mountainside trail with nothing but a horse and sleigh in 2 feet of snow.
 
Way too much effort for me. Don't think I could control a horse either.

A never ending tube of toothpaste but every time you use it, it has a random taste
 

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