Leave it.
You've just been rescued from being stranded on a tiny island for 30 days. You're exhausted, dehydrated and hungry af. You need food or you will die in the next five minutes as a result of hypoglycemia. The only thing to eat that the cruise ship rescuing you has is a big ass bananana, overripe af, looking like a big black dick and is shaped exactly like it. Take it or leave it: Eat it on stage in front of everyone waiting for you to eat it, with all phone cams capturing the moment.