Banter Tell me a joke!

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A wealthy businessman sees a poor man fishing by the river every day. One day, he approaches him and says, "If you worked harder, you could afford a fishing boat!"

The poor man nods and asks, "And then what?" The businessman replies, "You could catch more fish, sell them, and buy a fleet of boats!" The poor man nods again, "And then what?" The businessman, getting excited, says, "You could have a fishing empire and be rich like me!"

The poor man smiles, "And then what?" The businessman says, "Then you could relax and fish all day!" The poor man chuckles, "Isn't that what I'm doing now?"
 
Maybe this one is overdone, but it's still good!

What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
 
So one windmill looks at the other windmill and asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?". The other windmill thinks for a second and then replies, "You know what, I'm a big heavy metal fan!".

Thank you, thank you.
 
Single black female seeks male companionship. Ethnicity not important . i'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. i love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting camping fishing and cuddling by the campfire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. When you get home from work I'll be waiting by the front door with no clothes on. Call (404) 315×××× Ask for Daisy

Over 1500 men called the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8 month old Black Labrador Retriever.
 

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