Game The Monkey’s Paw

[EbonyHoney]

And poof you are now at the North Pole in shorts and a t-shirt.

I wish I was a successful professional golfer.

Granted, but you never win a single tournament.

I wish I get that promotion

 

[Pistil]

Granted. But we’d like you to work three months without pay to assure that you’re up to the job.

I wish I could body surf in Newport on a day of perfect waves.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, but sharks love perfect waves to....

I wish I had the best eyesight

 

[Keira]

Granted but you only see the color orange

I wish I was somewhere tropical

 

[Tdp06]

Granded, a jungle full of spider and snakes just for you

I wish my feets didn't hurt

 

[Keira]

That's just mean T....

Granted but they're the only thing on you that don't hurt

 

[Tdp06]

Ok..... They're made of the finest chocolate

You forgot your wish @Keira

 

[Keira]

Ok..... They're made of the finest chocolate

You forgot your wish @Keira

Hmm oops..

I wish it wasn't going to snow again tomorrow

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, instead it's pouring strawberries wrapped in chocolate .

I wish my coffee mug refill itself

 

[Keira]

Granted but it fills with mud

I wish my feet weren't so cold

 

[RaidenV]

Granted but your stuck wearing old sweaty gym socks

I wish I could go back 20 years

 

[LillyK]

Granted, but his diabolical plan to destroy the world would still succeed.

I wish I could have my own home.

 

[J4cks0n]

Granted but Rates and taxes double month on month till you pass away.

I wish I could be a professional world Champion Surfer

 

[RaidenV]

Granted, but your house floods

I wish I had a new car

 

[Pistil]

Granted. But no washer.

Wish I had a watermelon.

 

[Pistil]

Granted. But you gotta wear it so...

The likeness is uncanny.