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LillyK
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Well damn, the poor children at the orphanage are going to be so sick!!!
What's your wish?
What's your wish?
Granted but it's not the deposit you were wishing for 
I wish I didnt have to work
I wish I didnt have to work
Granted but it's not the deposit you were wishing for
I wish I didnt have to work
Granted but you used all your vacation time and sick days.
I wish I DID have to work
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LillyK
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Granted but then they'll break in every day when you're not home & easy all your food and sleep in your bed. Ewwwww
I wish I could take a vacation in Europe
I wish I could take a vacation in Europe
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LillyK
Guest
Granted but you have to drink only milk for the rest of your life. No more alcohol Mwaahaaa
I wish I could be driven around in a limousine like royalty
I wish I could be driven around in a limousine like royalty
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LillyK
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I was going to say that would be fun but you've been up all night and you're probably high af #imdeadGranted but I'm your driver.
I wish I had someone to share the meal I'm preparing with.
Granted but you have to share it with your neighbor while listening to techno music
I wish I could live debt free for the rest of my life
What's your wish @JustLogan ?Sleep. You know where I am when needed. Rest up. You deserve it.
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Granted but you now have to share your debt free life with a partner who's not only dull but inhibited and as vanilla as my untanned arse.
*Facepalms* Soz Kook I was kinda tired when I posted that...
I wish I renewed my fishing licence...
Granted - fishing in the sewage pit for you!
I wish I slept more.
Granted, but your living inside the pouch of a kangaroo! Your nickname is kookaroo!
I wish I was somewhere warmer
I wish I was somewhere warmer
Granted, but it comes in the form of pig fat.
I wish I could turn off my caring emotion
I wish I could turn off my caring emotion
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Alexa79
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Granted but it always poops and bites.
I wish he understood me better
I wish he understood me better
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