Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Calazviel]

Granted but really it's just a pony with a dildo strapped to its head

I wish tiktok man would stop

 

[Penguin_Petey]

I wish I knew what the hell you were all talking about

 

[Keira]

Granted but then you forget everything else you've ever known..

I wish these threads weren't so dead lately

 

[MissLed]

Granted but then you forget everything else you've ever known..

I wish these threads weren't so dead lately

Granted lol but every time someone comments on any thread you will hear loud moans lol


Wish we could buy weed legally where I am

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted but they don't grow weed off in space.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[Penguin_Petey]

Granted but they don't grow weed off in space.

I wish I had a pony.

Where would you keep it, and who would clean the poop ?

I wish I had kept a diary as a kid !!

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Your diary becomes a movie if the story of your life and it totally flops at the box office and you end up in debt!

I wish nobody could feel pain.

 

[Eb89]

People can no longer feel pain, but now you have to deal with the annoyance of people constantly beating the crap out of eachother and you!

I wish there were more people in this world like the people on FCN.

 

[Slopps]

I wish there were more people in this world like the people on FCN.

Granted. But every third guy flashes his junk without asking. Everywhere. All the time.

I wish I had less work...

 

[FireflyEyes]

granted, you are now unemployed.

I wish I had a bigger bed.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted but it's so big that it's REALLY hard to make and find linen for ... which is really hard to wash and dry.

I wish I could lay here all day.

 

[Calazviel]

Granted but you're going to end up lying in soiled bed sheets

I wish I didn't have to work on the weekend

 

[FireflyEyes]

Granted, but every day for the rest of your life will be a Tuesday.

I wish I had a cup of tea.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted but a barbie sized cup is all you have.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[Calazviel]

Granted, meet Cerberus

I wish I had some excitement to break the monotony

 

[Tdp06]

Granted!!
You have now the horniest ever dog trying to sex your leg all day....
I wish my fridge is always full

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Thread: @Calazviel you now have a pet monkey chained to your leg ... surely the monotony is GONE now!

And @Tdp06 your fridge is now full of offle!

I wish I was in France.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted! With unlimited passes in pigalle's cabarets

I wish it's summer again

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Endless Summer granted and your skin goes all leathery like a 73 year old man who's been stuck on a desert island his whole life!

I wish everyone could and wanted to dance more!

 

[FireflyEyes]

Granted, sadly you are not included in everyone...the outcast lone human on this planet who cannot dance.

I wish that beeping noise would stop.