Game The Monkey’s Paw

  • Thread starter Thread starter LilithX
  • Start date Start date
Granted, but your vacation ends at noon on Wednesday

I wish that the insane traffic I anticipate on Mother's Day won't be there
 
Granted, but you don't have a car or any other transportation, so you have to walk everywhere.

I wish for everyone to be happy and healthy.
 
Your wish is granted, but they annoy you nonstop with their overly nice mood as a result of health and happiness.

I wish I could take a whole, continuous month off work every year.
 
Granted, move to France and get 5 weeks off per year.... The thing is, every time you get back from it nobody recognize you.

I wish I could make the best pancakes
 
Granted but a bottle of bubble bath fell into the hot tub
Loj6QZR.jpg

I wish I didn't have to return to routine tomorrow....
 
Granted, but you're stuck in a foamy hot tub forever.

I wish I didn't have to go get food, prepare it and eat it. I want it to just appear in my stomach as I think about it.
 
Unfortunately you cant stop thinking about food and it quickly fills your stomach to a sever overcapacity causing internal bleeding, organ failure, eventual suffocation, and bad breath.

I wish my hands were warm.
 
Your hands are now warm, but you don't know where they are, because you just woke up in a hospital after a month long coma, with no hands.

I wish stupid ass religion never got involved in fucking up the calendar in the last 2,000 years and Jewish leaders had no say in adopting a 13-month calendar in early 20th century.
 
Granted but now we wander aimlessly through our years unaware of the times we have circled the sun or when we will get 2 consecutive days off. We have a random magazine-like flip board of 12 adorable kitties that we never know when to turn one to the other.

I wish i had a vehicle that never had problems.
 
Granted. But that vehicle is the tractor semi that only takes diesel and gets 6 miles to the gallon and is impossible to park and maneuver around town.

I wish I had a secret relationship with my sexy coworker.
 
Granted... but you know where this gonna go..... you aint gonna want eat it. :eek:

I wish shit was just a bit cheaper. Like 20%. I could be fine with just a little more wiggle room.
 
Granted, but everytime you go shopping you are now chaperoned by a personal shopper who takes 20% of everything you buy as payment for their help - you also have to stand and wiggle whilst they rummage around in your shopping bags for their 20% of the goods!

I wish I could dance like they do in the movies
 
Granted. You will always step on a rock while you dance, and it will mysteriously disappear the exact moment you stop.

I wish I could talk to people and always be completely understood, without someone mistaking what I’m saying.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Trending content

Back
Top