Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Casiotone]

Granted but they're locked din your basement for good but soon the neighbours start to report a bad smell and not so sure how you're going to explain this one to the police.

I wish I could finish all my pending tasks for once without constantly having to add to the list

 

[FlirtyC]

Granted. But its now 2024 and all those task have been undone and are needing a re-do and your long forgotten account has withred under the enormous pressure of it all.


I wish i had some tacos right now.

 

[Locket44]

Granted but you have to eat them off your own naked body parts.

I wish these hiccups would go away..

 

[Tdp06]

Granted! Instead you're moaning loudly!!

I wish my elbows not to be sore anymore

 

[FlirtyC]

Granted. But the deep sense of loss you feel from the lack of hiccups sends you into a downward spiral of anxiety depression and a deepseeded desire to extinguish the flames from your life. You just want your hiccups back dammit.

Ope....
Granted. But your elbows now dont bend.


I wish i was faster at typing.

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Granted - but you are so fast at typing that you’ve worn your fingers down to the knuckles and your friends call you “Stumpy C” when you are not around

I wish I was competing in the olympics

 

[Locket44]

Granted but it's the lip syncing olympics and your jaw is already hurting

I wish I knew all the answers

 

[FlirtyC]

Granted but it's the lip syncing olympics and your jaw is already hurting

thats not from lip syncing

Granted but you dont know the questions?!?!


I wish i had a Red Panda

 

[Stanthropical]

Granted, but you become one too and live with them.

I wish people fully understood me and not jump into conclusions, without me putting in any additional effort in communication and actions.

 

[Locket44]

Granted but they REALLY know you and EVERYTHING you are doing all day every day.


I wish I could turn back time.

 

[Deleted member 1273961]

Granted, but you go back to the time of dinosaurs.

I wish I could travel to a tropical island.

 

[Locket44]

Granted but it's surrounded by sharks

I wish I could sing

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted...it's poorly, and loud, and everyone mentions how bad it is, but you can never stop.

I wish reality and expectations matched.

 

[Locket44]

Granted...it's poorly, and loud, and everyone mentions how bad it is, but you can never stop.

I wish reality and expectations matched.

pretty much like now then lol

Granted but the reality is that you live alone and naked on a small deserted island.

I wish my food order would be faster

 

[Tdp06]

Granted!!

Unfortunately for you it just goes pass you and you just get the smell of it!

I wish Monday never comes

 

[Locket44]

Granted, but everyday is Tuesday.


I wish the Northern lights would hurry up and appear.

 

[Sunshine22]

Granted, but you're here with me in Australia

I wish I could teleport

 

[AndrewJ1968]

Granted, but you can't take anything with you including clothes.

I wish I could be the fastest one on the basketball court again

 

[Locket44]

Granted but you're the only one on the court.

I wish I was in Australia with @Sunshine22

 

[Sunshine22]

Granted, does there have to be a negative to this??
Ok, but there are sharks and snakes and spiders...please still come!

I wish this storm would pass so I can hop back in the hot tub