Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Dirtybugger666 said:
50% of the worlds population just vanished.

I wish for a tasty sandwich.
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Granted but you don't get to touch it or smell it. You just get to watch as it looks you straight in your mother fucking eyes with an unmistakable glaze of satisfaction as it gets slowly licked and devoured by your best friend while moaning how its never ever been fucking tasted like this before.

I wish for some nakedness surrounding me.
 
Flirtinghubby said:
Granted but you don't get to touch it or smell it. You just get to watch as it looks you straight in your mother fucking eyes with an unmistakable glaze of satisfaction as it gets slowly licked and devoured by your best friend while moaning how its never ever been fucking tasted like this before.

I wish for some nakedness surrounding me.
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You're a sadistic mothafuka aren't ya! :D
You're wish is granted as the main course of an all obese male orgy.

I wish for a new car
 
You have unlimited funds and now nobody has any money and you are wanted by the police

I want a new phone
 
Your wish is granted.
You spend the rest of your days in solitary confinement.

I wish for a seachange
 
Granted, but you missed the opportunity to actually wish for it, it now my turn! :p

I wish I wouldn't have to work anymore...
 
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