Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted and you can see them but they can't see you.

I wish I could have a vacation day every week devoted to masterbating.
 
Granted, but its in a pitch black room and the girls never manage to find you.

I wish I had more time to go on dates.
 
Granted.
But you are narcoleptic.

I wish every day was better than the last.
 
Granted, but every night when you go to sleep you forget the previous day you had.

I wish I had an aviary full of cockatoos
 
Granted, it has ended and the zombie apocalypse has started.

I wish for higher THC and CBD concentration.
 
Granted. You are a pigeon.

I wish for a sexy french maid that likes to spit and polish.
 
Granted but you’re unable to ever complete them

I wish I had a better natural mindset
 

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