Game The Monkey’s Paw

[LillyK]

Granted and you can see them but they can't see you.

I wish I could have a vacation day every week devoted to masterbating.

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Granted, but you would not have any orgasm

I wish for 4some with blonde, brunette and redhead

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Granted, but its in a pitch black room and the girls never manage to find you.

I wish I had more time to go on dates.

 

[Hotcarter76]

Granted, but all your dates are Tinder rejects.

I wish I could lose 10 lbs every time I sleep

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Granted.
But you are narcoleptic.

I wish every day was better than the last.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Granted, but every night when you go to sleep you forget the previous day you had.

I wish I had an aviary full of cockatoos

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Granted you now have one giant cockatoo.

I wish I had better meds

 

[Country_Kim]

Granted all the estrogen you can use.

I wish this virus would end

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Granted, it has ended and the zombie apocalypse has started.

I wish for higher THC and CBD concentration.

 

[Hotcarter76]

Granted, but you have to smoke it in front of an officer.

I wish I could be naked all day.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Granted. You are a pigeon.

I wish for a sexy french maid that likes to spit and polish.

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Granted. But its a Monkey in human french Maid costume.

I Wish everyone in this world would be nude for 24hours.

 

[ItsaMeRyan]

Granted but you’re unable to ever complete them

I wish I had a better natural mindset

 

[Taliswing78]

Granted, but now you’re moss.

I wish for motorcycles.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Granted every motorcycle has gained sentience

I wish I can travel again

 

[Taliswing78]

Ah, but they have that already! The machine reacts to input, tread carefully…

 

[Dirtybugger666]

You are now a mayfly.

I wish for good health

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

You have good health but are in debt

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

I wish to stop world hunger

 

[Dirtybugger666]

50% of the worlds population just vanished.

I wish for a tasty sandwich.