Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Kheldar_TO]

Granted. But it's a thunderstorm with golf ball sized hail.

I wish I had the power of teleportation so i could be wherever i wanted to be just by thinking about it.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted but you shrink 1 inch every time you teleport.
(Not your dick, that stays the same; eventually you will be 1'3" with whatever your dick size is)

I wish there was more nakedness in the world.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, you are now stuck in mykonos, naked, a place full of hairy lovers
I wish I could read futur 30 seconds ahead

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Granted ... but you see yourself being knocked over by a runaway car 25 secs into the future

I wish I had more time for the things I enjoy.

 

[Keira]

Granted but your only enjoyment is exercising and you now live at the gym

I wish the days were longer

 

[Tdp06]

You know what? Granted!!
But you have such a big house, 10 floors high needs to be fully cleaned
I wish my hairs grow back

 

[Keira]

Granted but they grow back on your butt

I wish I slept better

 

[RaidenV]

Granted, it's because you are cryogenically frozen for a 100 years

I wish to be 3000 miles closer to someone

 

[Keira]

Granted but they're frozen for the next 100 years

I wish laundry was self folding

 

[RaidenV]

Granted, but it seems impossible to ever wear your clothes again because they keep folding

I wish my favorite sitcoms were back on

 

[Keira]

Granted but they're all in Spanish with no subtitles

I wish I had a private island somewhere tropical

 

[RaidenV]

Granted but you are marooned there

I wish I was camping

 

[Keira]

Granted but it's twenty below and you're naked

I wish I had something chocolate

 

[RaidenV]

Granted, but it is me camping in 20 below coated in chocolate because I was naked, cold and trying to stay warm

I wish I had the answer

 

[Dogowar]

Granted but you get changed into a tube of smarties, cause as we all know. Only Smarties have the answers lol

I wish everyone was happy.

 

[LillyK]

Granted but you get changed into a tube of smarties, cause as we all know. Only Smarties have the answers lol

I wish everyone was happy.

Smarties are my favorite candy ❤

Thread... granted for 24 hours because everyone deserves to be happy once in a while.

I wish my roommates weren't so lazy

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Granted. But then to stay busy they stay on your room to clean everything, all the time.

I wish I had superspeed so i could travel anywhere in seconds.

 

[RaidenV]

Granted, you are a light partical now

I need peanut m&ms

 

[Flirtinghubby]

I wish I had sweet abs!

 

[JackieTreehorn]

Granted, but this ABS is a sweet Anti-lock Braking System on your ride. Ya know, so you don't get in an accident on the way to your Core Workout class.

I wish it was warmer outside.