Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Flirtinghubby]

I'll take that trade! Lol

Granted. But your stuck inside. (But on the bright side so is Maude )

I wish my dog was trained to use the toilet.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted but your dog walks up to the toilet and "uses" it by lifting his leg and peeing down the front of the toilet just like a dog would pee on a tree lol

I wish I could have seen John Lennon perform.

 

[MissLed]

Granted..But you have to go see The Wiggles too.

I wish I had a Robot to be at my beck and call

 

[Keira]

Granted but he only understands Klingon.. and you sadly do not speak it

I wish I hadn't run out of honey for my tea..

 

[MissLed]

Granted ...But you have to suit up and collect it straight from the bee hive
I wish I could get a back massage ...

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted, but you have to listen to a 5-hour high pressure time share sales pitch. And they won't give you your clothes back unless you buy

I wish burgers were the recommended choice for optimal health

 

[MissLed]

Granted lol But you have to east 10 every sitting lol with no condiments either lol and flat warm beer lol

I wish my legs were longer

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted but ones is 4" longer than the other now.

I wish I had some chicken nugs.

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, but they are still on the chicken, unprocessed, and running around your house, car, and office.

I wish some beautiful woman would share the hot tub with me, and hit on me relentlessly.

 

[Slopps]

Granted... But she's hitting on you with a bat

I wish I could retire tomorrow...

 

[Edie]

Granted...but you’re penniless and raiding the bins for dinner. Lol

I wish i could be more organised

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted. You have nothing....so you know where everything is, at some store.

I wish my selfie taking skills rivaled slopps's.

 

[Slopps]

I wish my selfie taking skills rivaled slopps's.

Granted, but you are now locked in a bathroom, with no prospect of ever getting out


I wish I could sleep better...

 

[MissLed]

Granted...But every second day you sleep in

Wish I could rub a Genie Lamp lol

 

[AmyUKx]

Granted... but it would want to rub you back

I wish I could juggle fire

 

[Edie]

Granted, but you constantly singe your eyebrows and eyelashes off.

I wish I could predict the future.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted. But only for a bit cause Marty eventually went back stole your Almanac and burned it, and now you gotta wash Crispin Glover's car.

I wish I invented something amazing.

 

[Slopps]

Granted. Not sure how you will get the money back you spent on the patents on the "privacy scarf a"nd the "goldfish walker" :


I wish I could cancel all my meeting sto day and eat cheese instead.

 

[MsLovelyHalo]

Granted ,You receive a call from work buildings on fire no need to go in till monday. Received another call ,by the way you will be working at a cheese factory, every saturday in order to make up the days off.
I wish people would be nicer to each other.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted. But they're exhaustingly nice. So nice it kind of annoys you and pisses you off.

I wish there was a higher order of species that housed us and gave us food and shit. And all we had to do lounge around their house all day and maybe hang out in the backyard every once in a while.