Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Flirtinghubby]

I wish I had my own private Jet.

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Granted. But it turns out that it used to belong to drug runners so it's impounded, dismantled and left in pieces by the authorities for you.

Continuing the 'fly' theme ....

I wish I had the power of flight.

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, you can fly 1 inch off the ground, half your walking speed, and you must rest every 10 minutes for 3 minutes.


I wish stores opened whenever I arrived

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Granted. But you can't leave or pay for anything until served by an actual human - which could be hours depending on the time you arrived.

I wish that I got paid for the time I spent both getting to and from work.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted, you can fly 1 inch off the ground, half your walking speed, and you must rest every 10 minutes for 3 minutes.


I wish stores opened whenever I arrived

Granted but only like 3 inches off of the ground and its slower and takes more energy than just walking.

dude!!!

Thread:
Granted but you work from home now.


I wish I had a little more cash.

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, it's all in a obscure foreign currency lowest denomination coins, that are 20x bigger than the original one.

I wish flirtinghubby didn't remember everything he's ever posted

 

[EvieLedge]

Granted, but now he re-posts everything he has ever posted. Twice.

I wish I was bi-lingual

 

[TBig88M]

Granted, but you speak the laguages in a horrible German accent.


I wish I was not so grey

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, but now you are bright pink and everything else is grey

I wish my teleporter worked

 

[Edie]

Granted.:.but it only teleports you to barren, inhospitable places and has a 24 hour recharge setting between uses.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy.

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted! You can flawlessly execute whatever maneuver you like, however you are now just a disembodied head in a jar(Futurama style)

I wish delicious food was prepared for me

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted! You can flawlessly execute whatever maneuver you like, however you are now just a disembodied head in a jar(Futurama style)

Dude!!!

It is prepared to you. But served to me.

I wish for a pony.

 

[Keira]

Granted..but it's an attack pony trained to go after guys with beards..you should probably run..

I wish I had a new boat

 

[RaidenV]

Granted, it’s a clean one owner


I hope I don’t get the Coronavirus

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted, it’s a clean one owner
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I hope I don’t get the Coronavirus

Granted! You now and forever will be living in a bubble...

I wish my knives were forever sharp

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

granted but you always get cut by them whenever you use them.

I wish to travel more

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted but you always forget to make a left turn at Albuquerque, and end up in the ocean.


I wish I was an Oscar Meier Weiner.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted. Enjoy.


I wish that beer was the best defence against Covid-19.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

it is, but after drinking it you wish you had Covid-19

I wish I could teleport

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted! It's extremely painful however, and you always miss your intended destination by up to 5 miles....this includes up and down....and of course, you may possibly teleport into an object....ouch.

I wish I could draw better than a 5 yr old