Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Keira]

Granted..6 year old art skills it is!

I wish I didn't have allergies

 

[Someguy1323]

Poof, no more allergies....you are comatose though.


I wish I was irresistible to those I found attractive.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted! Unfortunately you didn't have your glasses during your "shopping", so such a huge désappointement with the CK back on...

I wish I never get tired

 

[emptynestcpl]

Granted, but you are in jail in solitary confinement. Have fun with that. Lol

I wish I could marry two women.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, you just married 2 lesbians for citizenship, such a heart of gold....

I wish my skin never look old

 

[Edie]

Granted, but now it’s so tight you can’t smile and every time you blink it hurts like fuck

I wish I could fast forward six months

 

[Flirtinghubby]

@Tdp06 Granted. I used it to make some beautiful lamp shades, which I will keep lotioned and looking young forever.

@Edie Granted. Still in isolation. Fuck.

I wish I was a movie star.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted!
Your next movie be "beard guy don't mind prostate tickling"
I wish my glass never get empty

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted!
Your next movie be "beard guy don't mind prostate tickling"
I wish my glass never get empty

I thought you're supposed to grant me something I wouldn't like?

Granted. It stays half full. Or half empty. Out of your reach. Teasing you with deliciousness that is not for you.

I wish I had a nice squeezy titty in my hand.

 

[Edie]

Granted. Just one lone tit squeezey ball.

I wish I was a nicer person. Lol

 

[Tdp06]

I thought you're supposed to grant me something I wouldn't like?

Granted. It stays half full. Or half empty. Out of your reach. Teasing you with deliciousness that is not for you.

I wish I had a nice squeezy titty in my hand.

I guess I didn't read the whole diary under your bed

Granted. Just one lone tit squeezey ball.

I wish I was a nicer person. Lol

Granted.... Good luck

I wish @Edie stop thinking she's bad....

 

[MissLed]

Granted.....Now She's really good ...Wink Wink lol

I wish..... Smiles and orgasms for every one .

 

[Someguy1323]

Granted....but they are the really creepy smiles, and we shit ourselves when orgasming....

I wish I didn't have to ruin everything on this thread

 

[MissLed]

LOLOL I knew someone would ruin that one lolol

 

[RosaPerks]

Granted....but they are the really creepy smiles, and we shit ourselves when orgasming....

I wish I didn't have to ruin everything on this thread

Granted. You will only ruin some things on the thread.

I wish I was a superhero.

 

[MissLed]

lol Granted...but you cant fly....and cant' leap tall buildings and you arent faster than a speeding bullet...you cant go invisible ,,,you dont have exray vision...ol so basically ...you will remain a human lolol )

I wish,,,I was a princess in a story book....

ooo annnnd this is for you Rosa xox

 

[friendlystorm]

Granted...but it's a real book so you're stuck inside the cover art. (Couldn't help...sorry haha) x

I wish I was like King Midas.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted!! As your ass was itching you are now known as the golden asshole...

I wish my phone never need charging

 

[emptynestcpl]

Granted, It doesn't because it does not work.

I wish I had enough money to retire now.

 

[TBig88M]

Granted, but you will have very loud neigbours who interfere with everything that you do. On both sides.


I wish I had a jacht. (I really find it hard to think of something)