Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted but it only works if you actually "snap" your fingers, as in break the bones.

I wish that the next poster is super sexy and ridiculously good looking.
 
Granted - It makes to outer orbit and the engines fail and your oxygen slowly depletes


I wish I had never gotten married
 
Granted but every time that you or a person you know refers to Jello, that little turtle would run really fast (like flash... I know turtles are lazy but it's my fictional fantasy so...) and poop/pee everywhere inside your house :D

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted by blinking my eyes.
 
Granted buuuut... You're living in a village, you're the owner of a big farm and every morning Charlie wakes up with a huge morning wood... He's so horny that he's chasing every cow, piggy or chicken around the farm to... Well you know :eek::rolleyes::p

I wish I could predict the future just by scratching my balls.
 
Granted..but it's quarantine and you can't go anywhere..or see anyone..every day is exactly the same..so time doesn't matter..

I wish they would stop playing the same movies over and over on cable..
 
Granted but they only play the first 5 mins of every movie

I wish I didn't have to train so hard to get into shape
 
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Granted but you go back in time and your past self sees your future self and you ruin the time space continuum so as a result your Dad has severe whiskey dick and can't impregnate your Mum at the time of your would-be conception because she gave him head to attempt to get him hard annnnd he prematurely squirted you out in a drunken, horny fit of selfishness because the h.j was so euphoric and she swallowed you along with a trillion of your siblings then dumped his and went home to her dildo to finish off the job properly!

I wish one of the cock owners chasing me had an imagination as extra as mine.
 
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Granted but the level of creativity is too much for the elements to handle and every time you get hot and heavy together things around you spontaneously combust

I wish I could bury my face between some ample female arse
 
Oh Darrrrn! Granted! *waves magical Glenda the good witch inspired sparkly star shaped wand* So ... you didn't exactly specify what species of ample female so I hope you enjoy faceplanting some female baboon arse AND the ensuing attack (either to kill or mount you) she will inevitably bestow upon your poor unsuspecting, silly, bum hunting male human alpha skunyliscious self!

I wish I could be the next new bad arse super hero chic to evolve from comics and have a billion dollar budget box office smash hit movie made about her ... and ALL the merch on kids lunch boxes, a figurine, Birthday cakes, halloween costumes, the lot!
 
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