Game The Monkey’s Paw

[FlyBaby]

Granted, but then it's so hot no one wears clothes. Wait, that's still a good thing...

I wish I could be free to go anywhere at anytime I desire.

 

[Dogowar]

Granted but still the no clothes thing applies haha.

I wish I could fly a plane.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted. But you have absolutely no idea how to land it.

I wish i could move objects with my mind

 

[FlyBaby]

Granted but you can only move a pencil, a hairdryer, and a spoofy sponge with your mind.

I wish I was a bit taller, like...5'5 or so...

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted but the extra height is all forehead.

I wish I could read womens minds

 

[FlyBaby]

Granted in exchange for your man card.

I wish I was road tripping...

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted. But the reason is that it is now a jailable offense. Doh!

I wish I lived in a tropical paradise.

 

[FlyBaby]

Granted, but well... hmmm..... I give up. Just it's granted.

I wish I was enough to him.

 

[FlyBaby]

Granted...but the beach is on Iceland.


You are.......and screw the rules..

What's your wish?

I wish that I knew what my dogs were thinking....

 

[Flirtinghubby]

What's your wish?

I wish that I knew what my dogs were thinking....

Granted but their thoughts are very loud in your head which you can't not hear, and is pretty much just "throw the ball.... throw the ball.... throw the ball" on repeat for all waking hours.

I wish Jon Stewart was still on TV.

 

[Chubbychappie]

Granted but you are suffering from both ed.and premature ejaculation

I wish I could meet up with my friends from fcn

 

[Chubbychappie]

Dude after that wish you granted me?

Granted

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Welcome to the FCN Pirate ship.

What’s your wish

I wish I could tear myself away and get to bed

 

[bladez234]

Granted but your bed is infested with hissing cockroaches

I wish I had some company