Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Keira]

Granted but you won a lifetime supply of cheese

I wish I could skip winter this year

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted but unfortunately you skipped all the way to the beginning of winter next year.

I wish i was getting a massage right now.

 

[Slopps]

Granted but unfortunately you skipped all the way to the beginning of winter next year.

I wish i was getting a massage right now.

Granted, meet Sigurdson, your personal masseur: 7'0 around 300 lbs with psychiatric issues

I wish had won the lottery

 

[chesterthewhat]

you win big and think invest... but literally everything you invest in fails my dood.. now your broke
I wish i had a toilet made of solid gold

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted but its actually made of Solid Gold hits from the 70's and everytime you poop disco is a blastin' super loud.

I wish someone else would put my Christmas lights up for me.

 

[MadameCharlotte]

Granted, but they’re annoying elves who will stay with you until Xmas.

I wish I could skip thanksgiving dinner Thursday.

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Granted but you have to prepare xmas dinner every year

I wish I could be with her always

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted, meet Sigurdson, your personal masseur: 7'0 around 300 lbs with psychiatric issues

I wish had won the lottery

I bet Sigurdson loosens me up loke a motherfucker. Lol.

I accept that.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted but you have to prepare xmas dinner every year

I wish I could be with her always

Granted, you can be forever with her ..... Mother

I wish I had the finest car

 

[Thalassa]

Granted. But it breaks down almost immediately and the parts are so exhorbitantly expensive that you can't have it fixed.

I wish I owned a Michelin starred restaurant and ate there daily.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted. But it breaks down almost immediately and the parts are so exhorbitantly expensive that you can't have it fixed.

I wish I owned a Michelin starred restaurant and ate there daily.

Oh no ! Not my car ....
Granted, but the chef resigned the day you bought it, so plain spinach for you

I wish I could read minds

 

[Thalassa]

Granted. But you're reading only the minds of the most oversexed people, resulting in you being in a permanent state of erection 365/24/7.

I wish I had a lot more free time

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, but you can only have free time cover with honey chased by a hungry bear

I wish I sleep longer

 

[Thalassa]

Granted. But you have the most horrifically vivid nightmares And wake up more exhausted than if you had slept less without them.

I wish I were stronger

 

[Flirtinghubby]

That "junk" happens to be a dead body in the trunk of your car. Can you please explain yourself @WomenRfromVenus ?!?

I wish my headache was gone

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Granted - but it moved to your neck and no amount of Aleve will help

I wish I could hold my breath for 5 minutes underwater

 

[LilithX]

Granted but now your tooth is throbbing like a mofo

Edit- granted, but a shark eats you

I wish I was on the beach with a few fcn friends. Give me my wish and I’ll let you come

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Granted - oh wait a minute - I thought you said cum...

I wish I could read women's minds