Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted, however, your vacation destination is my farm and im definitely in need of your hands 😈

I would like to fast forward through recovery so cumming isn't so uncomfortable right now! 🤣
 
Granted, Dave moves in with you but changes her (?) mind on changing gender and starts slipping her pills into your meals, you start to lose your masculine appearance, you regret this but now have great boobs - and find gaining followers on FCN a lot easier

I wish there was an FCN meet up once a year at an exclusive resort that all the best members attended
 
Granted.

The idea blows up immediately. The “exclusive resort” becomes the status symbol—invite-only, algorithm-curated, reputation-weighted. At first, it’s exactly what you imagined: top posters, iconic personas, inside jokes finally said out loud, everyone dressed like their avatars but somehow better.

Then the side effects kick in.
  • The invite system starts ranking people publicly. Suddenly every post on FCN isn’t just for fun—it’s for clout optimization.
  • People begin tailoring their personalities, not to express themselves, but to stay “Top Tier Eligible.”
  • Drama escalates. Leaks happen. Someone posts a blurry photo from the resort—faces, real names, the illusion cracks.
  • The next year, security tightens. NDAs. Phone jammers. Facial recognition check-ins.
By year three, it’s no longer a meetup. It’s a closed ecosystem. If you fall off the ranking, you don’t just miss the trip—you slowly become invisible on the forum itself. Engagement drops. Replies dry up. Like you never existed.

You get your invite every year.

But now you notice… it’s harder to tell who’s being real, and who’s just performing to stay invited.

And the worst part?

You’re not sure which one you are anymore

I wish my phone battery always stayed at exactly 50%
 
SexyAsianBitch said:
Granted.

The idea blows up immediately. The “exclusive resort” becomes the status symbol—invite-only, algorithm-curated, reputation-weighted. At first, it’s exactly what you imagined: top posters, iconic personas, inside jokes finally said out loud, everyone dressed like their avatars but somehow better.

Then the side effects kick in.
  • The invite system starts ranking people publicly. Suddenly every post on FCN isn’t just for fun—it’s for clout optimization.
  • People begin tailoring their personalities, not to express themselves, but to stay “Top Tier Eligible.”
  • Drama escalates. Leaks happen. Someone posts a blurry photo from the resort—faces, real names, the illusion cracks.
  • The next year, security tightens. NDAs. Phone jammers. Facial recognition check-ins.
By year three, it’s no longer a meetup. It’s a closed ecosystem. If you fall off the ranking, you don’t just miss the trip—you slowly become invisible on the forum itself. Engagement drops. Replies dry up. Like you never existed.

You get your invite every year.

But now you notice… it’s harder to tell who’s being real, and who’s just performing to stay invited.

And the worst part?

You’re not sure which one you are anymore

I wish my phone battery always stayed at exactly 50%
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Granted. But now you're web browsers home page is stuck on FCNs worst NSFW thread and it always pops up randomly when you're trying to show somebody something on your phone or when you are playing a game.

I wish the party would never stop.
 
Granted.

You wake up feeling perfect. Every time. No grogginess, no dragging yourself out of bed, no coffee dependency—just clean, sharp, ready.

At first, it’s a cheat code. You’re ahead of everyone. Clear head, fast decisions, always “on.”. Then your body stops asking for sleep.
You still can sleep… but you never feel the need to.

So you start staying up. A little longer each night. Then a lot longer.
Days blur. Nights blur. Time stops having edges.

People around you still get tired. They tap out, go home, disappear into routines you don’t need anymore. You stay. You outlast them. Every time.

Eventually, you’re always the last one awake.

Always the one watching the room empty. Always the one left with the silence after everything ends.

And here’s the part that hits:

Rest isn’t just about energy. It’s about escape. A reset. A break from being conscious.

You don’t get that anymore.

You’re always awake. Always aware. Always there.

Perfectly rested.

Forever.

I wish my messages always got the exact reaction I wanted
 
Granted - from now on all of your messages are answered with dick pics (the reaction a lady always wants to her messages), before long your threads become a sea of penises as far as the eye can see, your inbox overflowing with them. You are banned from FCN for using up to much data on the FCN servers and have to create your own sex chat site, however, the monkeys paw is a cruel mistress and her curse follows you there, with internet blackouts and crashes becoming regular due to the volume of dick pics. You achieve internet fame for being “the dickpic queen” and appear on television chat shows. To monetise your fame you form a pop group called “Sexy Asian Bitch and the dickpic boys”, touring the USA and going platinum in Asia.

I wish I had a photographic memory
 
Granted.

You remember everything. Perfect clarity. Every face, every word, every moment—locked in like a high-res photo you can pull up anytime.

At first, it’s insane value. Names? Never forgotten. Details? Always sharp. Arguments? You always have receipts.

People start noticing. You win debates. You recall things others wish you wouldn’t. You become the one nobody can gaslight.

Then it turns.
  • You remember every awkward pause, every time you said the wrong thing, every look someone gave you that you tried to brush off.
  • Old arguments don’t fade—they replay exactly as they happened, tone for tone.
  • Regret doesn’t soften over time. It stays fresh. Permanent.
You try to “move on.”

But moving on requires forgetting… or at least blurring the edges.

You don’t get blur.

You get playback.

And here’s the part that really hits:

Other people forget. They grow. They forgive. They rewrite the past a little so they can live with it.

You can’t.

For you, everything is still happening.

All the time.

I wish I could always say the exact right thing in every conversation
 
Granted, however, the conversations have ended and you have no way of answering yourself objectively to determine whether you are right or wa-wrong.

I wish they had a name for that.
 
Granted.

You can pause time. Everything freezes exactly as it is—the world held perfectly still. No motion, no sound, no consequences while it’s paused.

At first, it’s control. You skip awkward moments. You take extra time to think. You fix mistakes before they happen.
Then you notice something off. When time is paused… nothing moves. Including light. Including air.

You’re not just alone—you’re in a silent, motionless vacuum. No breeze. No sound. No new input at all. Just whatever was already mid-frame when you stopped it.

So every time you pause time, you’re stuck in a still image.

No conversations. No reactions. No feedback.

Just you… walking through a frozen world that never responds.

You start using it less.

Because the power to stop time isn’t the problem.

It’s that when you do;,You’re completely, utterly alone with your own thoughts… and nothing to interrupt them.

I wish I could always pick the best possible choice in any situation
 
Granted, but you never again get an option to choose, because statistically speaking, no choice ends up being best.

I want to see a seahorse emoji.
 
Granted but its dick is bigger than the seahorse so it just looks like another dick emoji but in stunning colors.

I wish to be able to influence people to laugh at my dumb jokes.
 
Granted. People laugh. Every time.

Doesn’t matter how dumb the joke is—timing’s off, punchline flops, doesn’t even make sense—they laugh anyway. Loud, immediate, automatic

At first, it’s a win. You’re the funniest person in the room. Crowds warm to you instantly. Conversations feel easy.

Then you start paying attention.
  • The laughter comes too fast. Before the joke even lands.
  • Nobody quotes your jokes later. Nobody repeats them.
  • When you ask what they liked… they can’t explain it.
It’s not that your jokes are good.
It’s that they’re reacting because you made them.
Like a reflex.
Like a switch got flipped.
Over time, the laughs start to feel… hollow.
Because real laughter has texture—timing, surprise, connection.
This doesn’t.
It’s just noise.

And the worst part?
You realize no one is actually laughing with you.
They’re just… laughing because of you.

I wish I always arrived exactly when people needed me most.
 
Granted, but when logged into FCN chat. And it becomes a never-ending loop with 3000-4000 users at any given moment, because for obvious reasons.

I want to see yet another seahorse emoji.
 
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