Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Delight]

Declined. If I have to, then so do you.

I wish all people get the Christmas gifts they want.

 

[Dogowar]

Granted but you get all the stuff you didn't want.

I wish everyone could be happy all the time.

 

[Thalassa]

Stfu already. You get more ink and it is not what you want.

I wish I were fuckin god.

 

[Thalassa]

Perfect, isnt it?

What is the goddamn motherfuckin question????

 

[angellick44]

I wish I wasnt so tired

 

[Alexa79]

Granted. Just over your head.


I wished to be loved

 

[sarah_borwich]

Granted. Tbh everyone deserves that so go you!

I wished I could be younger and actually survive a threesome or a gangbang

 

[angellick44]

Granted but its april fools day today!


I wish I had someone to hold right now

 

[chesterthewhat]

Granted but its this guy

 

[chesterthewhat]

granted but its this guy (ps it wont let me edit or delete that lols?)

I wish i wish i never killed that fish (rythme!)

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, but the fish was a shark and you were his lunch...

I wish I had more hairs

 

[Keira]

Granted but they are coming out of your nose

I wish I wasn't so tired

 

[chesterthewhat]

granted but now your high on meth
I wish i went to the gym