Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted, but you develop a rare form of daylight allergy that makes you unable to ban and belittle people online:D

I wish I had a private jet and wouldn't have to wait for connection flights...
 
Granted but you gain 100 pounds from inactivity

I wish I didn't struggle financially
 
Granted, but you struggle to string words together to form sentences instead.

I wish my neck wasn’t jacked up.
 
Granted - but you have to live with a back brace the rest of your life.

I wish I had a harem all to myself.
 
Granted, but now you are hyper active and accidentally pee your pants every time someone says your name.

I wish I didn’t have such a hard time waking up in the mornings
 
Granted - you have such terrible insomnia that you can never fall asleep

I wish I could leap tall buildings with a single bound
 
Granted. And now your approachable demeanor is mistaken for weakness so everyone takes advantage of you & disrespect your boundaries.

I wish I didn't require more than 5 hours of sleep at night
 
Granted but now summers are unbearably hot so that no one can be in direct sunlight or survive outside for very long and winters are so cold that no one can survive outside either. And of course there's zombies because zombies make things more exciting

I wish I could travel for free
 
Granted but you have to spend it locked up in a third world country prison with dirt floors, no air conditioning, very little food or water and deficient with basic hygiene.

I wish I could stop caring about things that are not my responsibility
 
Granted, but youd stop caring about everything that your responsible for as well.

Wish I had a chocolate chip cookie being fed to me right now.
 
Granted but you're family and friends think you're crazy so you are put in a mental hospital while you try to convince everyone of what happened, are drugged into insanity and finally convince yourself that it never happened.... Only to return home and then you become a recluse and only stay home talking to your cat and no one else for the rest of your life

I wish I could fly
 
LillyK99 said:
Granted but you're family and friends think you're crazy so you are put in a mental hospital while you try to convince everyone of what happened, are drugged into insanity and finally convince yourself that it never happened.... Only to return home and then you become a recluse and only stay home talking to your cat and no one else for the rest of your life

I wish I could fly
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Granted but you have no clue on how to land...

I wish there were less annoying people.
 
Granted but you're that one annoying person everyone hates, and no one talks to you for that reason.

I wish I could slap people without it being considered rude.
 
Granted but the ones that are left never sleep and somehow find a way to infiltrate every part of your life, including your home

*edit: granted but every time you slap someone, you get slapped back

I wish I could have a little bit of privacy rn
 
That actually seems like a really fair wish, not greedy at all. I'm going to do the unprecedented and grant your wish with no caveats.

I wish I had a hobby farm to grow lots of produce.
 
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