Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Tdp06]

Granted, all your primary school drawings is finished

I wish for summer all year

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted but you just killed the polar bears!

Wish I could fall asleep!

 

[Tdp06]

Granted!! Freddy krueger is gonna love this

I wish my fridge fill itself

 

[bpm1234]

Granted. But the only things it fills with is cement and used condoms.


I wish for world peace

 

[Chubbychappie]

Granted but you get to be who the world takes out its anger on

I wish I could meet with my friends on fcn

 

[Alexa79]

Granted but then you can never use FCN again

I wish for some sleep

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Waves wand and turns you into sleeping Beauty, in a glass coffin surrounded by little Forrest animals.

I wish I was in Thailand too!

 

[Calazviel]

Granted but you'll live in a remote Thai village and see out your days days working in a rice paddy.

I wish I could stand up for myself more to do the things in life that I want to do

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

You stood up so tall and proudly and the very first of the VERY long list if things in life you really wanted to do was becoming a sky dive instructor!

You had so much confidence in your new found self that you got up there and jumped with someone strapped to you and then realised you didn't know what you were doing ... it didn't end well ... for either of you!

I wish my cat was still alive!

 

[Bdj1992]

Granted but your cat is trying to kill you every second of the day

Wish my headache would be gone atm

 

[Calazviel]

Your headache will be cancelled out by equal and opposite ball ache.

I wish my back acne would fuck off

 

[Bdj1992]

Granted but it moved to your face

Wish I could take a nap

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted but your cat is trying to kill you every second of the day

That's ok, I'm a cat wrangler from waaay back and being Australian helps - we're used to taking down wild beasts ... well I AM anyway lol

Throws you a "sleeping tablet" and you take it only to find out that's in amazingly long lasting upper and you can't stop dancing to Prodigy songs - RIP Keith btw!

Gosh this thread cracks me up!

I wish I was younger!

 

[LillyK]

Granted but your mind is that of an 11 year-old and your body is even older so you confuse tf out of everyone, even yourself

I wish I had a damn tomato for my sandwich

 

[Deleted member 669606]

The tomato, being damned, had it's soul sent straight to hell right as you slice into it, losing all flavour (the flavour is of course stored in the soul)

I wish I had a sword that could adapt perfectly any environment or situation of it own volition

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Granted ... but your dick now has very sharp edges!!

I wish cats could fly!

 

[LillyK]

Granted but everyone has to walk everywhere for a few months until they learn how to navigate safely. You get a concussion the first day

I wish it was quiet rn

 

[Deleted member 669606]

Granted. It's quiet. Completely quite. Even your thoughts have been silenced. You are the void.

I wish I had a tv that read my subconscious and played something I wanted/needed to see when I changed the channel

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

It plays brutal group anal porn while you're family is around for Christmas!

I wish my drink at work had alcohol in it

 

[RaidenV]

Granted, but its endless cups of nasty cough syrup

I wish the a/c worked in my car