Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted but it's so powerful you're essentially sitting in a wind tunnel every time you turn on your car

I wish for an extra week before fall classes start
 
Granted. You shall have your extra week. The spacetime continuum is stretched a distorted, and the fabric of reality tears. The universe can't handle the sudden paradox and ends. Gg .

I wish I could turn into a velociraptor at will
 
Granted but by long it just means that your pubes become incredibly long all weekend and no whipper snipper nor sheers or blade can possibly cut through them so you have to make creative ways to contain/wear/control a few meters worth of wooly mammoth hair!

I wish for an endless bag of money
 
Granted but you lose your command of the English language in favour of Mandarin.

I wish I lived nearer to the beach.
 
Granted but every time you organise something and you turn your back someone else comes along and mucks it up



I wish I could have a good life
 
Granted but you get buried under the amount of duplicates you produce

I wish I could find a wish that cant be fucked up by the monkeys paw
 
Granted. But unfortunately a dung beetle jumped in with the box turned to automatic .....

Rats... edit... granted You find yourself returned to the serenity of your mothers womb for eternity...

I wish i had an endless supply oF Rothchilds chateau lafite
 
Granted but it's locked inside a 6 feet thick, clear solid, unbreakable cube. Leaving you with the ability to see and never drink.

I wish I had the chance to have my wish come true
 
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