Granted. But you have to retire to bed all the time with a summer cold.
I wish I could eat cake as every meal without putting on weight.
I wish I could eat cake as every meal without putting on weight.
Granted. But you still suffer the consequences of being fat, despite not actually appearing fat. In addition, when you die, the fat will be equally spread and added to the fat of all your family members. That additional fat will never go away.
I wish I could teleport.
Uwillovemycock
Active Member
Granted but you teleport right back to the place you just left....all the time..
I wish I could read minds
I wish I could read minds
Granted. But you cannot switch it off and the constant buzz drives you insane.
I wish I was back on holiday at the beach.
I wish I was back on holiday at the beach.
Granted. Time is reversed and you're at the beach. Time however, is now frozen. And so are you. Good luck dealing with sunburn!
Granted. You get a day off, but time moves slower for you for the next 48 hours. You then realize you took 2 days off, and time is as normal.
Your boss fired you, because you took an extra day off that you didn't ask for.
I wish I could have an infinite amount of money.
Man, fuck. Now I will basically be in debt! Fuck you.
Granted, you find a quicker way to get home. Namely, the ability to fly your vehicle. But you still fly the route that you would normally drive, and you're only home quicker by 1 second. After 10 uses, this abillity expires and the vehicle you used breaks down.
In addition, your home has been sold. You now live with all other people who made the same wish as you.
I wish that I was the owner of this website.
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LillyK
Guest
Granted! Bahahahahahahaha
I wish I had a normal and healthy sleeping pattern
I wish I had a normal and healthy sleeping pattern
You didn't add a fun story...
Granted, but everything that you did whilst you were supposed to sleep, is undone. Painted something at 2 AM? Gone.
I wish I could kill anyone, but not be held responsible.
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LillyK
Guest
Oh I thought it was obvious... you really want to own all this? Although I dont want anything to do with owning any type of business
Thread... granted but the guilt slowly disintegrates your conscience & you start talking to yourself infront of others. You lose your job, your family and friends... then end up confessing to clear your mind
I wish someone would bring me a pb&j with a cold glass of milk
Granted but you find out the one you killed would have been your true love in the future so you throw yourself off the tallest building around to be together again. @lexireek
Thread: Granted but when you get it you decide you want pizza instead so have to get dressed to go get it.
I wish I was more intelligent.
Thread: Granted but when you get it you decide you want pizza instead so have to get dressed to go get it.
I wish I was more intelligent.
Granted. You have a very high iq. You earn a new diploma, and apply for higher education. After passing that, you finally apply for a job.Granted but you find out the one you killed would have been your true love in the future so you throw yourself off the tallest building around to be together again. @lexireek
Thread: Granted but when you get it you decide you want pizza instead so have to get dressed to go get it.
I wish I was more intelligent.
Nobody wants to hire you because you over exceed the minimum requirements.
I wish that I was a court judge.
Not so bad honestly lol.
Granted. You find a chest full of gold. You turn it at the local police station and give you a winning lottery ticket. You win the lottery of course, but there's a catch.
Just before the drawing, you are fined EXACTLY the winning amount.
When the draw finally comes, you win. But instead of getting the money, it instead goes to the government to pay your fine.
I wish I could wish something without consequences.
Lightening, hail, tornado, eqrthquake, tsumani and door knocking God botherers all decend down apon you at once ... Don't fuck with the wonder of the whimsical wishes!!! If you can't take it, don't dish it out and run, fly be free from tjis thread as fasy as your lucky to be alive little legs can carry you!!
I wish for my ultimate fantasy to cum true!
I wish for my ultimate fantasy to cum true!
Your ultimate fantasy cums, because apparently your ultimate fantasy is a cock. You don't get to see it cum, and it certainly is not true.
I wish I could undo certain things.
Granted butttttt
All of these certain, unspecified things tie you to the bed at night and keep you hostage in your own filth with no food for a week!
I wish I was on Holiday
All of these certain, unspecified things tie you to the bed at night and keep you hostage in your own filth with no food for a week!
I wish I was on Holiday
Granted. You take a holiday, but you get arrested. You spend your holiday in a police station holding cell.
You return home when you are freed, funded by the police station because they released you 1 week too late.
You come home, to find out that you were fired by your boss because he thought you didn't get home on purpose.
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