the weirdest thing

[Sphynx]

Hey all! I was wondering what is the weirdest thing people have experienced on this site would really like to know what sort of things happen to people on here and what type of weirdos are out there waiting for all your freaky, weird and funny experiences in detail!
Thanks!

 

[Sphynx]

This should be fun! Sit back with a strong cuppa and wait for it to start...... Me Sphynx ! Nothing ever happens to me! That's why I've got a front row seat

haha well lets hope someone shares a juicy story then

 

[Spangle]

Well I met a crazy, fucked up individual with a fondness for bald geezers

 

[Spangle]

It's a start Sphynx ...... Crappy story but they will come .... Better get biscuits it's going to be a long night!

Well about time you showed up...I was just about to chuck myself off the fridge

 

[Spangle]

Pmsl..... Better off than under ! Fridges nowerdays are huge ....

I'd like to fuck a tractor...never considered a fridge though...

*looks at it with new eyes*

 

[Spangle]

I like tractors...I'd like to fuck one...no biggie

 

[Spangle]

No...doh!

A big, normal tractor that I envisage fitting inside my pussy

 

[Spangle]

Minus the farmer of course

 

[Spangle]

Ah but how well do you plough?

 

[Spangle]

Ooh a mighty furrow then! And of course then there is the seed scattering in the furrow..

 

[Spangle]

Not from this old bird ha ha I am like barren land...all sort of...barren.

No ky jelly required though

 

[Sphynx]

Weirdos

 

[Spangle]

Weirdos

Come on Sphynx...spill...

 

[Sphynx]

luckily i havent experienced anything bad yet and i hope i wont

 

[Spangle]

luckily i havent experienced anything bad yet and i hope i wont

Lol you will here for sure but not all of us are too weird

 

[Lakeside]

I met a really nice guy here. He was literate, interesting, charming and respectful. That's about as weird as this site has even been. I mean, that just don't happen here, totally weird.

 

[Kelsey12]

I can't use the same entry as Lakeside. It would seem like too much of a coincidence. Instead...

"pee on my poop hole."

It's an exact quote. I can't make this shit up.

 

[Spangle]

I can't use the same entry as Lakeside. It would seem like too much of a coincidence. Instead...

"pee on my poop hole."

It's an exact quote. I can't make this shit up.

That really made me lol

 

[Lakeside]

I can't use the same entry as Lakeside. It would seem like too much of a coincidence. Instead...

"pee on my poop hole."

It's an exact quote. I can't make this shit up.

That's more like 'normal' in here.

The chat is kinda like thirty different people doing ten different soap opera auditions simultaneously with what appears to be graffiti wars in a mental asylum randomly interposed in the between lines; what’s not to love?

 

[Spangle]

That's more like 'normal' in here.

The chat is kinda like thirty different people doing ten different soap opera auditions simultaneously with what appears to be graffiti wars in a mental asylum randomly interposed in the between lines; what’s not to love?

Avec shit spelling