Banter Things not to say before sex

[Tiger_22]

whose got two thumbs and a bad case of diarrhea.... this guy... thumbs up lets do this

 

[Slave4umaam]

"well it ain't gonna suck it's self"

 

[Englishflower]

You mean it is fully erect lolz

 

[Englishflower]

So you're not bothered about me having Chlamydia then lolz

 

[Dogowar]

Do you have something less used ?

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

But you told me you still had the key to these handcuffs?!?

 

[Dogowar]

Chlamydia!! Is that your daughters name?

 

[justafungi]

What, this rash...? It’s not contagious, trust me....

 

[justafungi]

Hold on, I have to take this call... “no mom, I haven’t asked her to marry me yet, we are just getting ready to make woopy; I’ll call you right after..”.

 

[Slave4umaam]

Why you crying I'm the one walking outta here alone

 

[FireflyEyes]

Mr. Fitzpatrick is the favourite of all my sock puppets. Aren't you Mr. Fitzpatrick? Yes, you are.

 

[Dogowar]

Your not as good looking naked as your mum

 

[FireflyEyes]

Do I have to?

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Didn't we already do it once this year?

 

[Dogowar]

So when did you say it cleared up?

 

[Englishflower]

Do you mind if I shag you first so I can show how to do it properly

 

[MissLed]

It looks all red and swallow and about to drop right off lol But a little bit of spit and polish will see it right lol

 

[FireflyEyes]

and the action figures are in the bed because...

 

[MissLed]

lol Just give me the batteries and I'll do it myself lol ...But I'm only doing it once lol so you better pay attention lol

 

[MissLed]

This goes with that right lol