Banter Things not to say before sex

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

What was your name again?

 

[MissLed]

that's not mine

 

[FireflyEyes]

just don't breathe on me...okay?

 

[MissLed]

The creams working ..don't cha think?

 

[Englishflower]

Don't worry about that it's not contagious lolz

 

[MissLed]

lol You can't see the blisters now ...Look

 

[Woodrow46]

my ex used to...

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Gotta say, I thought you'd be better.

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

On the bright side, you're almost as good as my ex!

 

[Neo1971]

Ooo a third nipple

 

[Dogowar]

I really should have gone to Specsavers lol

 

[FireflyEyes]

It could be worse.

 

[Neo1971]

Ooooooo fuck no,really ?

 

[MissLed]

but I thought you liked hairy areolas lol

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Buckle up buttercup!

 

[MissLed]

Hope you're better than your Mum lol

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Ha, you're joking right? I do not pull out.

 

[MissLed]

Oops lol Sorry lol It's not lube but superglue lol

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

You used to babysit me, right? I thought I recognized you! lmao

 

[MissLed]

lol I'm getting overtime for this right lol