Banter Things not to say before sex

[kim_rp]

do you shave today?

 

[ExxxplicitSexVidnTalkCpl]

Pay attention to me

 

[Neo1971]

No,it's not sore but god it's itchy

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I hope you are as good as your sister.

 

[duncanh1n3z]

Don't mind if I call you 'mom'?

 

[kim_rp]

Can we do it quick?

 

[Harshsharma]

It's not u, it's me XD

 

[duncanh1n3z]

Ooo...Jenny baby...oops I mean Jane...ooo Jane baby...

 

[Hotcarter76]

I'm too tired for sex. How about head?

 

[Riverside]

...sooo, fish?

 

[justafungi]

While I have you here, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your cars warranty....

 

[FireflyEyes]

When you're done, I need you to move your bikes out of the garage.

 

[Colinpullin]

Who do you think your going to please with that ?

 

[FireflyEyes]

It won't hurt, I promise.

 

[Englishflower]

Hope you're better than the two l had earlier lolz

 

[kim_rp]

what do you want me to do first

 

[Iwillgideitin69]

Are you on your back again

 

[Argoram]

“Ok, here’s your script. Memorize these lines or I can’t cum”

 

[Beardedguy335]

The doctor said I should be cleared up by now

 

[Riverside]

wwwwaaaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuuppppppp!