Banter Things not to say before sex

[Neo1971]

Shit,your sis got the same birthmark

 

[MissLed]

Don't worry lol It only lights up like a neon sign at night lol

 

[Neo1971]

Which way you facing babe ?

 

[MissLed]

Can we do it upside down?

 

[Neo1971]

Is that your belly button or your asshole

 

[MissLed]

lol oooo It's a little small lol But then that's ok lol I need a tooth pick lol

 

[Neo1971]

lol oooo It's a little small lol But then that's ok lol I need a tooth pick lol

Fcuk thats not on repeat lol
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Omg,I'm soooooo sorry babe, i didn't know your dog was hear too

 

[MissLed]

lol Cujo likes to be a part of every thing I do lol you don't mind do ya lol

 

[Neo1971]

Ummmmm yeah if you're ok with it i suppose,is he house trained?

 

[kim_rp]

Im a little tired can we do it quick?

I will not do it anyway

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

I’ve only got 1 minute before I have to leave for work...

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Can you at least stop crying first?

 

[DrkKnightbc]

Kobe

 

[FireflyEyes]

oh what...so now you are mad?

 

[ExxxplicitSexVidnTalkCpl]

Your husband/wife won't mind.

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

C'mon baby, I don't know when the owners of this place will be back

 

[FireflyEyes]

ugh...do i have to?

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

ugh ... i'm gonna need stronger beer googles

 

[MissLed]

lol Does it always smell of cheese lol

 

[Neo1971]

Should it be that colour?