Banter Things not to say before sex

[Colinpullin]

Hope your better than your friend was.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Did you take out the garbage like I asked?

 

[Riverside]

Fancy a bit of sausage in your oyster?

 

[Colinpullin]

I washed it last week it will be fine.

 

[MissLed]

Hope you're better than the two l had earlier lolz

LOLOL

 

[MissLed]

“Ok, here’s your script. Memorize these lines or I can’t cum”

LOLOLOL Oo Lord lol

 

[MissLed]

wwwwaaaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuuppppppp!

LOL Idiot lol

 

[MissLed]

Fancy a bit of sausage in your oyster?

LOLOL

 

[MissLed]

Don't mind if I read do ya lol

 

[ExxxplicitSexVidnTalkCpl]

can we start over?

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

So.... is your sister still single?

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Wow. I've finally hit rock bottom.

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

You wanna pay me before we start ... or after, is cool too.

 

[EmmaJay]

My gynecologist says the smell is nothing to be alarmed by.

 

[Englishflower]

You're my fourth today so I'm well lubricated lolz

 

[MissLed]

It's so long and thin lol Can I make a balloon out of it lol

 

[cockrod]

my shower's been busted for 4 days now

 

[Esoterix]

Mine’s bigger.

 

[MissLed]

Sooooo lol And I can't believe I'm saying this lol But left fist or right lol

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Do you really need that big vibrator this time?