Banter Things not to say before sex

[xChickenNuggetz]

We've been trying to reach to you about your car's extended warranty

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm not familiar with this Pokemon.

 

[PumpkinPie]

Can you hand me that pillow to put over my face

 

[MelancholyArtist]

let me make sure the video camera is working...

 

[Stanthropical]

Squeal like a pig for me, bby.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Could you lie perfectly still and don't move? I've only ever had sex with dead things.

 

[Stanthropical]

Request this bondage RP:

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Excuse the smell, the infection has almost cleared up now

 

[Stanthropical]

 

[Normalish]

My ex wife died in this bed

 

[Snap75]

You're the only one for me.



The rest have been 4s and up

 

[JudithJ1337]

I have to shit really bad. I should probably go do that.

 

[Normalish]

Hang on let me check i have the incontinence sheet on

 

[Stanthropical]

Oh shit, forgot to lock up the snakes and tarantulas.

 

[Shivorah]

Contraception? What's that mean?

 

[Scotty37]

Whoooppps wrong hole

 

[GujjuGuy]

I'm awaiting my COVID test results

 

[Normalish]

Shit i forgot to take my blue pill

 

[Undead_Unluck]

Can i get a sandwich before we start, I'm hungry lol?

 

[Locket44]

I really don't like that outfit on you