Banter Things not to say before sex

[BB77]

Where did I leave those keys

 

[Normalish]

Fuck i think I'd better take a second blue pill

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Got a number for a locksmith?

 

[RF587]

You look like your sister

 

[DrkKnightbc]

You may find yourself behind the wheels of a large automobile

 

[BB77]

Sorry I think I dozed off

 

[Normalish]

You look different in the light, just hang on till I flick the switch to off

 

[BB77]

is that rotting flesh i can smell?

 

[Esoterix]

It’s only transmissible when the puss is visible.

 

[Stanthropical]

Those red bumps are for extra pleasure.

 

[Bennettrose]

Don’t worry it just looks funny, but it’s not contagious

 

[J0DIE]

Ok so, lets get this over with..

 

[Resonant_Redeemer]

PULL THE LEVER KRONK!!

 

[Stanthropical]

He's only testing the camera.

 

[vanilla_hips]

"I need something for this flatulence."

 

[Lady4CasualChat]

If I yawn or fall asleep, something is seriously wrong

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

"Let me just get some lube"

 

[Locket44]

Arghhh my eyes, my eyes put your clothes back on!

 

[Explorermatt]

Your muff looks like Jesus's beard

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

"Does it always look like that?"