Banter Things not to say before sex

[FitBWC29]

Just be careful around the boils

 

[Stanthropical]

I wanna meet your mother.

 

[SamlightIsBack]

You smell like shit

 

[LuffySan]

will you be twerkin on my gherkin ?

 

[alexa79]

Let’s get that rump roast in perfect position

 

[Stanthropical]

Hurry, I'm cold.

 

[Esoterix]

This reminds me, your Dad called.

 

[Normalish]

That's not what it looks like in movies

 

[LuffySan]

please wait while we connect you to customer service

 

[Stanthropical]

All the condoms are expired. Two years ago.

 

[Peony8317]

Never mind

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm gonna not all over your pillows SO HARD!

 

[FitBWC29]

Be gentle, I just had 2 Cheesy Gordita Crunch

 

[Stanthropical]

It burns.

 

[Professor_Oral]

Eww

 

[Stanthropical]

Squeal like a pig

 

[Normalish]

Well let's hope I last longer than 2 minutes

 

[Abigail_S]

How's your spouse doing?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Your sister has that mark too

 

[Abigail_S]

Let's see if you are better than my ex.