Banter Things not to say before sex

[Stanthropical]

I have only five minutes.

 

[Stanthropical]

I haven't had herpes in three months.

 

[SocratesJ]

Where is it?

 

[SocratesJ]

So....how much is this going to cost?

 

[Delight]

My mother likes you

 

[Deleted member 313318]

I haven't taken a shower in a while...hope it's okay

 

[SocratesJ]

Follow up: How much does your mom like me?

 

[Delight]

Follow up: How much does your mom like me?

As much as her hernia.

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm getting even with my wife.

 

[WomanOnTop]

Let’s just get this over with.

 

[Stanthropical]

Hey, what's the difference between jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my dick up your ass.

 

[Sarah_56]

I've got a headache...

...and a cough and a fever and I can't smell anything

 

[Argoram]

“Does this look infected to you?”

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

"Was that an Echo I heard"

 

[Englishflower]

Lolz

 

[Sarah_56]

This won't take long

 

[Argoram]

“The last 5 guys said you’re great!”

 

[xDawnBBW]

You look so much like my mom

 

[SaschaDom]

Did you gain weight?

 

[Gujjuguy]

I had French onion soup and garlic bread Sticks five mins ago...