Banter This or that?

Earthquake.

Forced to sit and listen to an amateur soloist for one solid hour of bagpipe music or accordion music.
 
Accordion. Fuck bagpipes. Bag pipes sound like brain cancer.

Rottweiler the size of a kitten or a kitten size of a Rottweiler? They both stay that size forever
 
Probably pie—easier to take apart and feed to cats.

Ability to turn at will into a muscle car or into a T-Rex? Both can only be driven / ridden by me. They just sit there doing nothing without me.
 
EV. All the weight is at the bottom, there's a big crumple zone at the front with better energy dissipation and no big ass metal engine to crush you like a hulk's fist. Simple.

You growing feathers or fur, covering your entire body?
 
Ohio, just because I don't like Indiana as a whole.

If people started mutating and the human population started looking like the alien variety in movies stuck as Star Wars, Star Trek, etc, would you rather have everyone look like indescribable aliens or like animals we know?
 
um yeah ok im not a person you want to be your barber.

Chop your own firewood or buy it allredy cut?
 
Already play both.

Go out to see a local band on Sat nite or sit on the couch and watch TV?
 
No local bands I'm interested in to get up, get all dolled up lol and make the effort to go to a club and see a local band so I pick the couch

Sherpa throw or Sherpa hoodie
 
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