Banter This or that?

Missing context... Never flip-flops outside.

All-season or Performance tires on your car or your primary car?
 
Pudding

Your home infested with tiny flying cheeky ferries (in absolutely any situation at any time) or by ghosts?
 
Snow, because Joe sounds creepy and suspicious.

10" of show or everything covered in ice that doesn't go away. Both for 30 days.
 
10" of show on a low cut dress

Canada as a 51st US state or Mexico as a 51st US state?
 
Oh that's an easy choice.

All your messages (any kind) arriving by paper airplanes around the clock and they hit your head when they arrive, forever, or you have to dig them up in front of your home in order to read them, one at a time, forever?
 
Damn you suck Stan. I guess I'll go with digging them up I have a backhoe and can wait until I'm ready to dig many up at once. Getting hit in the head constantly would be really annoying.

Eating 2 Fish cookies or 24 oreos in 1 sitting
 
Fish cookies for sure.

Wake up every morning in sleep paralysis with an inescapable hallucination of a T-Rex taking a shit on you or wake up every morning in an earthquake, the moment you're thrown out of bed, but not landed on the floor yet?
 
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