All your messages (any kind) arriving by paper airplanes around the clock and they hit your head when they arrive, forever, or you have to dig them up in front of your home in order to read them, one at a time, forever?
Damn you suck Stan. I guess I'll go with digging them up I have a backhoe and can wait until I'm ready to dig many up at once. Getting hit in the head constantly would be really annoying.
Wake up every morning in sleep paralysis with an inescapable hallucination of a T-Rex taking a shit on you or wake up every morning in an earthquake, the moment you're thrown out of bed, but not landed on the floor yet?