Banter This or that?

Ill try my luck with the sharks

Having food poisoning that results in vomiting for a day or diarrhea for a week?
 
Ohh the vomiting… nothing worse than a Congo line accident :eek:

running barefoot on a track for an hour or skinny dipping in a public pool
 
I’ll take the running in private

Flexing your body in a public pool with a hawt babe looking on or behind closed doors where there are no mirrors?
 
I’m flexing now! Ohh damn I popped something.. let’s go with the no one looking :eek:

wearing a shirt backwards or wearing a shirt thats inside out
 
Ohh that brought up a funny story I’ll have to tell ya later.. butt zipper it is…

Long boots and a short dress or short boots and a long dress
 
Invisible

Loud during sex enough to cause the neighbours to call the police, or quiet like a mouse?
 
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