Banter This or that?

[Apricot]

Jump rope

Loud heavy metal concert or symphony orchestra?

 

[pigheaded]

Boxing

orchestra

red or black liquorish

 

[Apricot]

Red

Fresh flowers or a plant on Valentine’s Day for your lover?

 

[pigheaded]

A plant. Flowers don’t last, but a plant will last as long as it’s taken care of like your lover

French fries or onion rings

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

French fries!

Bikini or one piece for a swimsuit

 

[Apricot]

Bikini, take the top I don’t need it with apricots

Black or white formal evening?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

I'll go with black.

Swimming in a river or a pond.

 

[pigheaded]

Oh you look good in either, I’ll go with white

river

Evening Boat ride or evening country road drive

 

[Apricot]

I’ll take the evening country road drive

Lobster tails or Alaskan king crab legs?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Lobster tails, yum!

Sleeping in or staying up late.

 

[pigheaded]

Sleeping!

5 cups of coffee or nine?

 

[Apricot]

5 cups

Going up against a sumo wrestler or professional boxer?

 

[pigheaded]

Sumo… he just pushes you out… less face damage

a day long symposium on insect larvae or the mating rituals of wombats

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Fucks, both are terrible. I guess the insect larvae.

Entire day of listening to someone playing a guitar or playing the drums?

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

guitar

Pulling weeds or mowing the lawn?

 

[Apricot]

Mowing the lawn

Washing your car or washing your windows?

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

windows; washing a car is pointless when it lives outside

dancing or singing?

 

[Apricot]

Dancing

Facing a home intruder with a relay baton or a steak knife from the kitchen?

 

[pigheaded]

Filet the idiot!

go carts or bumper cars

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Steak knife i always serve my uninvited guests with a side of rice

Bumber cars are my favorite

Moonlight or sunrise