Banter This or that?

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Aliens have invaded our planet and established a new, mandatory greeting. An alien enforcement orb has been assigned to each person which monitors all interactions by hovering near every person's head. Bad things will happen if you don't use your greeting each time you come in contact with any other individual in any setting. You get to pick one of the two greetings and you just use that one greeting for the rest of your life: I WANT TO EAT YOUR ASS or KICK ME IN THE DICK?
 
Kick me in the dick if I must you weirdo Stan.

Have unlimited money for one day only and everything you buy dissappears with the money at the end of the day or a new pet of your own choice that you get to keep.
 
Already living? I'm assuming something is mysteriously sustaining me in your model. Microorganisms.


Live above Piortillos or Giordanos?
 
Such hard choices for me. I love the Jestsons 🌌🚀and Steam Punk vibes with air ships⚙️🎩... but the tropical sea is so beautiful. 😍🐠🐙 I really don't want to choose. 🥹 errrrmmm... Sky Tower.

Tomatoes to throw at someone or rubber chickens?
 
Rubber Chickens. Tomatoes are too yummy.

Clean your gutters yourself or be lazy and pay someone to do it?
 
Yuk licorice .

Eating only store bought kale cabbage eggplant and zucchini for 10 years or eating only what you grow hunt fish catch and kill for 10 years?
 
Zoo, I'm done with heights, never want to experience that again.

Rewatch same favorite show for upteenth time or try watching something new?
 
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