Top Five

Do they share my sense of humor?
Do they seem to want me around?
Are they friendly?
Can they make me laugh, smile, or create even the slightest sense of euphoria to my mood?
Can I trust them?
Are they up for doing things?

Top 5 things to share
 
1 Flying above the clouds.
2 24hr Train Journeys.
3 Skiing in Norway
4 Snorkeling off the coast of Belize.
5 The Northern Lights on the Alberta prairie.


Top 5 places you vacationed.
 
I'm not actually as cool as you look.
I have an addiction....to caffeinated products.
I have 2 favorite numbers
Some of my favorite things to play with are probably made for 5 year olds.
I'm secretly trying to be secret about the most secret secret

Top 5 things you use in the shower for something other than grooming/cleaning yourself
 
The radio thats stuck to my shower screen
Non slip blue love heart stickers on the floor
A Squiggy for cleaning the shower screens
My camera up in the corner of the bathroom :)
And my pet Giraffe George ( only coz he gets grumpy if he cant see me :) )



Top 5..Sexy poses to lure your edible prey to your room lol :)
 
Bent over in front of edible prey with shiny Diamante butt plug peeking out and glistening behind your thong

Leg spread on chair/bed

Eye contact of the fuck me right now persuasion

Full circle lip lick

Sitting backwards on a chair naked as they enter the room unawares

Top 5 things to yell out really loudly at the peak of your climax:
 
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Great googly moogly!
Boom goes the dynamite!
My own name, and a proclamation of how good I am
"Now get the fuck out!"
God damn it, I didn't even make it in!

Top 5 things you lie to your sex partner about
 
No, you don't sound like a kitten dying a painful death when you're cumming. It's really cute actually.
Mmmm baby, yeah, fuck how do you make kissing my belly button so sexy!
I love how you knead my ass like it's a dough your life depends on!
You just know how to get me in the mood, hun :3
Yeah, I love waking up to your tongue inside my mouth me in the morning :p

Top 5 unusual things you find funny that no one else does.
 
Look whos back in the muthafuckn house!!! You are such a hilarious gem Ms xyz from the R to the P ... nice to see you round!!

Death scenes in horror movies

The Joker laughing in the Joker movie

Stupid cat videos

My own sarcastic smart arsery

The Office

5 top unusual first names that people were actually given at birth
 
Orangejello (pronounced or-an-gel-low)
Roy Roy (I knew this person)
The people named after companies/as a publicity stunt why the fuck would you do that to your kid?
I had a teacher in secondary school named Harry Wang
Hans Ohff

I wanted to name one of my kids Cheddar...but didnt (I also thought about Terminal, middle name Velocity)

Top 5 things you touch while surfing FCN
 
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