Top Five

1 Flying above the clouds.
2 24hr Train Journeys.
3 Skiing in Norway
4 Snorkeling off the coast of Belize.
5 The Northern Lights on the Alberta prairie.


Top 5 places you vacationed.
 
I'm not actually as cool as you look.
I have an addiction....to caffeinated products.
I have 2 favorite numbers
Some of my favorite things to play with are probably made for 5 year olds.
I'm secretly trying to be secret about the most secret secret

Top 5 things you use in the shower for something other than grooming/cleaning yourself
 
The radio thats stuck to my shower screen
Non slip blue love heart stickers on the floor
A Squiggy for cleaning the shower screens
My camera up in the corner of the bathroom :)
And my pet Giraffe George ( only coz he gets grumpy if he cant see me :) )



Top 5..Sexy poses to lure your edible prey to your room lol :)
 
Bent over in front of edible prey with shiny Diamante butt plug peeking out and glistening behind your thong

Leg spread on chair/bed

Eye contact of the fuck me right now persuasion

Full circle lip lick

Sitting backwards on a chair naked as they enter the room unawares

Top 5 things to yell out really loudly at the peak of your climax:
 
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Great googly moogly!
Boom goes the dynamite!
My own name, and a proclamation of how good I am
"Now get the fuck out!"
God damn it, I didn't even make it in!

Top 5 things you lie to your sex partner about
 
No, you don't sound like a kitten dying a painful death when you're cumming. It's really cute actually.
Mmmm baby, yeah, fuck how do you make kissing my belly button so sexy!
I love how you knead my ass like it's a dough your life depends on!
You just know how to get me in the mood, hun :3
Yeah, I love waking up to your tongue inside my mouth me in the morning :p

Top 5 unusual things you find funny that no one else does.
 
Look whos back in the muthafuckn house!!! You are such a hilarious gem Ms xyz from the R to the P ... nice to see you round!!

Death scenes in horror movies

The Joker laughing in the Joker movie

Stupid cat videos

My own sarcastic smart arsery

The Office

5 top unusual first names that people were actually given at birth
 
Orangejello (pronounced or-an-gel-low)
Roy Roy (I knew this person)
The people named after companies/as a publicity stunt why the fuck would you do that to your kid?
I had a teacher in secondary school named Harry Wang
Hans Ohff

I wanted to name one of my kids Cheddar...but didnt (I also thought about Terminal, middle name Velocity)

Top 5 things you touch while surfing FCN
 
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