Top Five

If you give a kid a cookie...He will shut the fark up
Go the fark to sleep
The Twat in the Flat
the Wonkey Donkey
Where the Wild Mums are


Top fav sexy outfits....For the ladies....and....What do you men like to see your Ladies in?
 
Heels
Hats
Hoodies
Ripped Denim
...all the above with easy access skirts.:D

Top 5 ways to spend a day off work?
 
Nothing
Pitching a tent in the back yard and making love in it all day .
Making a play fort on the stairs and making love in it all day.
Out side on the trampoline making love all day . Making love all day all around the house x 3 :)
Top 5 places to make love at home.
 
kitchen counter
outside deck
stairs
shower
living room floor

Top 5 things a man can do to turn you on?
 
Smile
Laugh
Joke
Know when you be a man and when to take me like a She Devil wants to be taken .
All off the above while making love.

Top 5 Fav things to hear to get you "Moving" lol :)
 
growl of a bear
siren
pelting rain
cry of "help me"
shout of "free beer"

Top 5 opposite sex turn offs?
 
cry of "help me"
cry of " Unchain me"
cry of " You'll never get away with this"
cry of " Mercy"
Cry of" OOoohh do I have to go home already lol :)

Top 5 fav "Instrument" sounds you would link to the sound you make and hear while having sex
 
eyebrow
nose
the outer edge of my ear, ffs
scrotum
- those are the ones that I can stop before it gets weird
the fifth one must be in a place I can't see


top 5 reason to not eat at that one restaurant, you know that one that you end up in sometimes anyway
 
The person behind the counter has a visible rash.
Dreadlocks are sometimes found mixed in with the sauce
The rats all leave when you come in
When you ask for change on a 5 dollar bill they need to run next door real quick
They never change the frier oil.

Top 5 places you misplaced your keys at
 
The car...Locked in :)
My purse lol
Jean pockets.when I take them off to wash them
Friends houses
Roof of the car lol

Top 5 Places where people talk to you but you dont want to talk to them.
 
Oh no...but ok, here goes nothing haha

Hand
Brush
Water Snake ToyWater Snake.jpg
Electric massager
Shower head

Top 5 favorite "positions" :)
 
I wonder what's next.
Does she really think she can last as long as me?
I'm still so fucking horny
She's a little over enthusiastic on my ass
I'd definitely do this again, when's the next time?

Top 5 places you make sure are acceptably looking when you're going to have sex
 
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